Happy 30th birthday to my favorite sexy sailor, @kirbysinthetardis ! #halloween #whyistherumgone #feelsgoodtobebad
Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.
Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.
PRIVATE WHY ARE YOU NOT SMILING IF YOU DON’T LOVE YOURSELF WITHIN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS YOU ARE GOING TO DROP AND GIVE ME 50
Thanks #peiwei. I’m gonna try to remember that. #fortunecookie
I’ll pause reblogging pictures for a moment because I have a story about this.
My dog lives with my parents - saving Dad from stress, or so Mom says - and they’ll ring me every now and then to tell me what the Basset’s up to. But one morning my Dad rang me up to tell me the following:
I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
Apparently it #nationaldogday - but then again this snausage thinks that’s every day. She’s right. #petunia #dog #tunafish
Informal infographic depicting evolution
Back to school! Oh yeah…and I chopped all my hair off and dyed it! #hair #backtoschool #doilookmorestudious (at Mitchell Hall)
Stuck at an accident so bad I’ve been here 30 minutes and now the medivac helicopters are landing. #arkansas #roadtrip #hwy62 #viola #henderson #artraffic
Obligatory selfie with @theheether #arkansas #roadtrip #brother #siblingpower (at Cotter Access, White River)