When I’m lecturing, and find myself having to explain and define half the words I’m using because my college students have the vocabulary of 8th graders.
Pictures from our Nevada vacation on the blog today (link in profile)! #laughlin #vegas #harrahs #casino #vacation #family #boyfriend #dollyparton #beach
Repping my divided #SEC loyalties today. Arkansas colors (#WPS) and Tennessee necklace (#govols - mostly because I live here and hate Georgia) from @theatticapparel. Being a football fan in the South is very demanding of a girl’s wardrobe and accessories! #football #fashion
You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
She looks vicious, but no worries, it was just a yawn. #bassethoundproblems #petunia #lazy
Today’s #tbt is a giant happy birthday to @courtbethr ! We’re the best at cropping people we hate out of group pictures (as this pic from 2004/2005 shows) and neither of us has one to jail yet, so we’re doing good! Happy birthday to my best friend of ELEVEN years!!! #bffs #college #formal #soyoung #happybirthday #lyoncollege
Pwtunia loves her new football outfit and toy. #dontjudgeme #petunia #bassethoundproblems
I found this great blog today and had to share it :D
Refashionista is an amazing seamstress who refashions awful thrift-store finds into new clothes and some of these results are so amazing?? Check her out! :D
she is a goddess
I have to repost this just to say: this woman looks through thrift stores and buys up plus size garments to refit to her not plus sized body. Plus sized resale, vintage, and thrift items are hard to find as it is. This woman can find clothes literally anywhere she wants. For people who are fat and poor and can’t afford new plus clothes (which are already way more expensive and poorly made than straight sized clothes) this is a real slap in the face. Not to mention her “before” photos where she holds the clothing out like she’s Jared from Subway.
Basically, fuck this woman. Go buy and alter shit from your own size or do it from scratch and leave plus sized clothes alone.
Ed note: There’s a lot of language around how “ugly” these clothes are. You’re right, options for fat bodies have always been abysmal and believe me, it’s soooo funny to have a thin person point that out.
What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée?